开心合适发朋友圈的句子【不开心的句子发朋友圈】

我吃土不是因为我没钱，而是想讲土味情话给你听。

I didn't eat the soil because I didn't have money, but I wanted to talk to you.

生活中总有许多出人意料的事情，比如，你以为我要举个例子。

There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you think I want to give an example.

人生就像心电图，如果一帆风顺，就说明你挂了。

Life is like an electrocardiogram. If everything goes well, it means you are dead.

去拿快递，快递员一直找不到，于是转身问我：你是不是小件货？

To get the express, the courier has been unable to find, so turned and asked me: are you a small piece of goods?

人生中总有一些这样的人，费尽心思接近你，每天陪你聊天到深夜，其实只是为了偷你的表情包。

In life, there are always some people who try their best to approach you and chat with you late into the night, just to steal your expression bag.

（图片和素材源自网络，侵权联删）