风趣幽默的句子50个字【和女生风趣幽默的开场白句子】

一、反正你没有对象，让我当你对象怎么了，我一天能捡200个矿泉水瓶子，难不成我还会饿着你

Anyway, you have no object, let me be your object what, I can pick up 200 mineral water bottles a day, can I still hungry you

二、别人的好友：网红富二代女神留学生游戏大神，我的好友：网络小偷

Other people's friends: Net Red Fu second generation goddess international student game god, my friend: cyber thief

十二、又一个腼腆的男孩问他喜欢的女孩：你喜欢什么样的男孩？女孩说：投缘的。男孩丧着脸：头扁的不行吗？

Another shy boy asks the girl he likes: what kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked with a sad face: Can't the head be flat?

十三、睡觉梦见一小孩拿弓箭射我 我打了他一顿 知道他说下次不敢了 我才满意的停手 临走时我问他叫什么 他说他叫丘比特

I slept and dreamed that a child shot me with a bow and arrow. I beat him until he said that he would not dare to stop next time. When I left, I asked him what his name was. He said that his name was Cupid

十四、也不知道最后是哪个倒霉蛋会和我永远在一起

I don't know which unlucky person will be with me forever in the end